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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:24:00 -
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 Originally by: Evanda Char
Sorry, still too astonished to come out with anything funny.
And what's your excuse the rest of the time?
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:28:00 -
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Let's get one thing straight: this marriage will be a sham unless the "happy" couple have been through the appropriate inductions before hand and the ceremony is conducted by a properly ordained Amarrian priest.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Meklon
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Let's get one thing straight: this marriage will be a sham unless the "happy" couple have been through the appropriate inductions before hand and the ceremony is conducted by a properly ordained Amarrian priest.
Fortunatly Rodj, Republic law does not state anything about Amarrian religous zealots having anything to do with a Matari wedding. Also, I actually have an ordained Amarrian priest within my own corporation who I believe would have no problem conducting the ceremony if I requested it.
But you are an unenlightened heathen. Such a ceremony might be considered a heretical travesty.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.17 23:40:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Evanda Char
Well, we're using Amarrian rings
And who did you steal them from, wench?
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
Originally by: Merdaneth
Could you two at least be responsible enough to use contraceptives?
Don't worry, he won't be taking me out of the fight quite yet. I'm sure you'll get your shot at one of my billion isk interceptors. 
-Eva-
Or maybe not.
The last time I checked, there was quite a queue.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.23 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
By the way, if anyone's wondering what to get the girl who has everything, nothing says "Have a wonderful life together" like a frozen Amarr corpse.
You use the skin on your heathen bongo witch drums, no doubt.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2007.01.25 09:21:00 -
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Originally by: Evanda Char
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Evanda Char
...nothing says "Have a wonderful life together" like a frozen Amarr corpse.
You use the skin on your heathen bongo witch drums, no doubt.
I'm not a Bloodraider, Rodj. Besides, the thought of not knowing which bit of you I was slapping might put me off my heathen bongo witch rhythm.
So tell me, what exactly are the odds of a ***** squad of Amarr's finest pastry disposal units showing up to raid the buffet on my special day?
We will of course take every opportunity to recover goods stolen from the Empire.
Dulce et decorum est, pro imperator mori
It's great being Amarr, ain't it? |
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